Menopausal Stoners: This Ain't No 900 Number

Saturday, May 7, 2011

This Ain't No 900 Number

Match dot com seems to provide an affordable venue to pursue my pet project, Tits & The Progressive Agenda. I have just posted a provocative profile firmly stating my political position.

If you go on Match, my profile is SummerRain212.

Also, a song popped into my head last night, signaling a profound shift in the soundtrack.

I figure that if we are swirling around in the toilet of life as American society, and other societies around the globe, go down the drain, I might as well be getting laid. You can't say that on Match dot com, though, so I have tried to present an accurate impression of myself as a woman that still leaves a man wanting to call.

**Update**
I have a date for the demonstration on May 12th down on Wall Street. He's with the UFT. I liked him immediately because he noticed on my profile that I'm reading Women Who Run With The Wolves and said he was writing the male version: All Men are Dogs. He already had plans to go on Thursday. I don't know if he has to hang out with his union buddies or what, though.

Looks like there's a new season of the Summer Boyfriend Reality Show.

11 comments:

Gail said...: Hi Trish

I Love your 'hutspa'. And also, "Happy Mother's Day" - you are one of the coolest Mom's I know.
Love you Texas
Gail
peace.....; May 7, 2011 10:18 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Happy hunting!; May 7, 2011 11:50 AM
intelliwench said...: Oh good luck - I'm back in the Match.com trenches, too! (you'll probably see where I looked at your profile -- you sound like a good catch to me ;-); May 7, 2011 1:59 PM
PENolan said...: Thank you, thank you.
Happy mothers' day to you all too - especially since the whole holiday goes back to Peace.

Intelli, I appreciate the feedback. I've made a few edits and am now hoping to find a very friendly frog or two.; May 7, 2011 3:26 PM
Liberality said...: "you might as well get laid"

well when you put it like that oh hell yeah, good luck fishing. :); May 7, 2011 6:55 PM
mac said...: I'll have to check that out !!; May 7, 2011 7:14 PM
okjimm said...: //All Men are Dogs//
ya, but the good ones change their flea collars, and underwear on a regular basis.
Boy... I don't know how you can do the on-line date thing.... did it once and it was terrible... never never again.; May 8, 2011 10:42 AM
Susan Tiner said...: Happy Mother's Day!

I can't wait to hear about the date.; May 8, 2011 2:26 PM
Jennifer said...: Shit, I wish I'd read your profile before I cancelled my subscription. I do a pretty good job with mine (I think) but it would be great to read another by someone who is of a similar writerly bent.

May the Summer Boyfriend Reality Show be lots of fun! And for your devoted readers too - especially those of us in the online dating trenches.; May 9, 2011 12:22 PM
Makropoulos said...: Hey, be careful, ok? I met a psycho-stalker through internet dating. I'll never do it again.; May 10, 2011 12:50 AM
PENolan said...: Thanks for the warning, Makropoulos, but I've had LOTS of psycho cyber stalkers. Some would say I've been one myself ;)

Jennifer - good idea about the profile. Now I've changed my name to 212Shambala. I hope it's lots of fun for everyone too.

Susan, you know there will be a film at 11:00.

Okjimm - there will doubtless be a few terrible moments, but I'm hoping not to go out with any Republicans by mistake.

Liberality, Hell yeah, indeed.; May 10, 2011 8:12 AM