Monday, June 16, 2008

Someone I'm not Supposed to Mention

There is an individual who has forbidden me in writing in front of witnesses to never speak of him in this forum again. He is such a great character that I find it's nearly impossible not to reference him occasionally. I can see why he'd be pissed off at the nickname I used, though. It wasn't particularly complementary.

I wouldn't like it if someone on the internet referred to me as Jigglypuff - which is what my son called me for a while back in his Pokemon days.
This individual may have experienced a reaction similar to my sister's and my mother's who had never said the F word in their lives until they felt it necessary to tell me to Fuck Off. Ooops.

The only thing a person can ever really do mean it when s/he says "I'm sorry." I probably should have used his High School nickname. It has much more panache. I thought he'd like a public apology, so here it is.


Kitty said...

Hey Jigglypuff ... it takes a big person to apologise with charm like that.


P. E. Nolan said...

A very big and pink person. Fortunately, I've lost a few pounds. I still sing a lot.

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Fallen Angel said...

With all due respect to your son, I do believe that being wildly provocative and utterly charming, that the moniker of Charmander is far more suitable.

With undying affection,


P. E. Nolan said...

My son finds me neither provacative or charming. He thinks I'm a dip shit most of the time because he has to find all the things I misplace when I'm high.

P. E. Nolan said...

Ooops: provocative.
Neither Provocative NOR charming.
And I'll have you know that as a Double-degreed (triple if you count the BA) Texan, I can talk any damn way I damn well please - more so if I'm holding my Greatgrandfather's 1912 Remington shotgun.

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