Someone I'm not Supposed to Mention

There is an individual who has forbidden me in writing in front of witnesses to never speak of him in this forum again. He is such a great character that I find it's nearly impossible not to reference him occasionally. I can see why he'd be pissed off at the nickname I used, though. It wasn't particularly complementary.

I wouldn't like it if someone on the internet referred to me as Jigglypuff - which is what my son called me for a while back in his Pokemon days.

This individual may have experienced a reaction similar to my sister's and my mother's who had never said the F word in their lives until they felt it necessary to tell me to Fuck Off. Ooops.

The only thing a person can ever really do mean it when s/he says "I'm sorry." I probably should have used his High School nickname. It has much more panache. I thought he'd like a public apology, so here it is.